Greetings in the name of the noble sovereign, Ramalamadingdong the Great!
This is the headquarters of the International Federation Society of Ramalamadingdong Devotees for the Banana Peel, or IFSoRDftBP, or IFSRDBP. We are the last hope of mankind! We have come to this planet to kill the evil Borgatron, king of the bad guys. Come join us!
Prayer of braderhud:
Filipino: “O Ramalamadingdong, tunay kang walang kapantay, mabaho ang paa mo, at nakakikilabot ang mukha mo. Tingnan mo kami it ipaamoy ang iyong dakilang paa na aming malasahan ang iyong alipunga. Kami’y nananalig sa iyo at sa kasangsangan ng kabauan ng iyong maalipungang paa!”
English: “O Ramalamadingdong, thou art truly without peer, thy feet do smell, and thy face is verily terrifying. Turn thy gaze upon us and let thine foul feet-stench waft into out noses that we mayest taste of thy athlete’s foot. We fly to thee and to the foul stench of thy crusty feet!”
